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Post by Dreamcastie on Aug 20, 2015 14:46:04 GMT
Let's talk about the weird habbits you had with your toys when you were a kid. I was just wondering if anyone else was as weird as me with their stuff please dont judge me.
With action figures I would create these huge drawn out plots in my head and when they were finished the bad guy usually met their demise in an awful way. So what I would do is wrap them in toilet or tissue paper and light it on fire and wait until the paper had been consumed before pouring water on them. This would give them a nice damaged or disfigured look for when they made their return in a future plot.
I always thought Barbies would be more interesting if they had an innocent occupation but were hiding some kind of really explicit tatoo, so I would take a marker and draw some kind of awful tatoo somewhere on their body. I mean really awful like no one in their right mind would ever get.
With male dolls I always felt they should have beards so I would either draw them on with a marker or find some kind of fabric to cut one out and glue to their face.
Why are you looking at me like that?
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Post by DDogGeorge on Aug 20, 2015 15:22:28 GMT
I like the idea of the disfigurment lol.
Something me and fist got big into was bungee fighting lol. Inspired by the bungee fighting on earthworm jim, we first started out by loading up figures with weopons and tieing them up to a long thin rope. We had a deck real high off the ground connecting to the second floor so when figures fell they had a long drop ahead of them. We would just swing the figures into each other making them smack really hard. Weopons were a key item to your figure as you tried your best to loosen your opponents rope. We witnessed so many figures fall to their doom and shatter on the pavment.
To up the wild factor we started freezing the figures in cups of water with the end of the rope frozen in it as well. We saw alot more causalities when we started that lol.
If toys were alive like in toy story i bet they thought they were living in a gladiator madmax lifestyle lol.
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Post by Brandon on Aug 22, 2015 6:58:03 GMT
Bah ha ha! I forgot about the bungie death matches!
I had a G.I. Joe named Ranger Rick that George and I positioned in the middle of the road to see how many cars would run over him. Poor Ranger Rick, he succumbed to his injuries that day...
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Post by FistoftheWind on Aug 24, 2015 3:13:13 GMT
Bungie battles were the best. You guys up for a revival sometime? Hahaha.
I don't know why but freezing action figures in a plastic cup was fun for me. After removing them it was like having a good ol cave man stick in a block of ice. Of course the next fun part was deciding how to get them out.
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Post by DDogGeorge on Aug 24, 2015 3:20:28 GMT
Hey I'm always up for match lol. I just need my character slash from tmnt. He was really good to wrap the rope around his shell lol.
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Post by Dreamcastie on Aug 24, 2015 12:21:18 GMT
That sounds like a cool idea I wonder why they never officially made a toy series like that. Sounds better than wind up tops and pull back crash cars.
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Post by darkflower on Sept 9, 2015 4:19:32 GMT
I once had a Tigger doll when I was a toddler. I ate his arm...literally chewed it off. My sister and I also burned and dismembered our barbies in the backyard. That's the weirdest I have...
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Post by FistoftheWind on Sept 9, 2015 4:35:06 GMT
You got your fiber from tasty Tigger meat haha. I wonder why Barbies bring the worst in us I was at a yard sale a while back that had a huge box of old Barbie stuff for sale. All of the male dolls were nude and had red marker or paint smeared on their crotches. I guess the previous owner was trying to explain the lack of junk, hmm.
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Post by Brandon on Sept 9, 2015 4:52:22 GMT
Lmao, that's true. I don't think I've ever seen a Barbie at a yard sale or Flea Market that was in good shape. Always missing chunks of hair or limbs and always nude.
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Post by darkflower on Sept 9, 2015 5:17:27 GMT
I think young girls know on some level that the barbie is something they will never be...so they take out their anger and frustration on it. Or maybe we wanted legos instead...hahaha.
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Post by Dreamcastie on Sept 9, 2015 13:47:31 GMT
I think young girls know on some level that the barbie is something they will never be...so they take out their anger and frustration on it. Or maybe we wanted legos instead...hahaha. Legos were by far the better toy lol. Whenever I would get Barbies for christmas I always appreciated the non-blonde ones more. Brunettes and red heads got to be my scientists or special agents while the blonde ones were kidnap fodder or murder victims in my storylines.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2015 1:33:32 GMT
I had both toy cars and dolls growing up. I thought it was fun to have the dolls ride the remote control car, ram it into the base of a tree, and watch how far they flew up in the air, lol. Cracked a few necks that way, for sure.
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